Goodbye to Star Wars Artist John Mollo, and Thanks

October 28, 2017

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Very sad news. The amazing John Mollo has passed at the age of 86.

Star Trek: Discovery Real Time Impressions (Episode 1)

October 27, 2017

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I did try to avoid all this.

Top 5 Music Artists to Jump Start the Next James Bond

October 22, 2017

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I, Fergus the Justifier, investigate who I consider to be the very best choices for restoring some musical danger and excitement to the James Bond opening titles sequence. Let’s all hope Barbara Broccoli is paying attention.

Star Trek: Allegedly – Episode 3

October 16, 2017

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Greetings, dorks! Welcome back to Star Trek: Allegedly, the weekly recap show where I bring you up to speed on CBS’ latest endeavour exercising its legal right to mercilessly flagellate my favourite cultural institution with a broken pool cue until money falls out, aka Star Trek: Discovery. So with hope in my heart and a good stiff drink in both hands, here we go…

Spoiler-Headlines MUST BE DESTROYED

October 16, 2017

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Web authors who place spoilers right in their headlines are TERRIBLE and disgusting. I despise these cretinous vermin and I want them to be held accountable for their heinous crimes against humanity.

Sorry NRA Nut-Jobs, “Clenched Fist of Truth” Is Already Gonzo

October 14, 2017

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The real clenched fist of truth was designed in 1970 for Hunter S. Thompson’s campaign to become Sheriff of Aspen.

Harvey Weinstein to Future Jurors: “I’m Already Punished Enough!”

October 12, 2017

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Harvey Weinstein is already punished enough. He’s f**king shell-shocked and sad. That’s no PR lie, that’s a true fact.

Marvel Team Ups: Toys, Charities…and Greed-Monger Death Dealers

October 10, 2017

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The comic book industry has had a long and extremely profitable history with licensed adaptations and promotional tie-ins. They’ve also occasionally helped fight the War On Terrible with one-shots for charity.

Now Marvel has tried to partner with Northrop Grumman, one of the top five defence contractors in the world.

Journey with us now back to the days when “Make Mine Marvel!” didn’t refer to drone bombs.

Knowles & Weinstein: Two Scandals, One Lame-o Lawyer-ed Response

October 7, 2017

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It’s all gone to sh*t for these two! It’s not surprising how similar the two cases are, but what is surprising is their almost identical responses.

America! The NRA is Coming For Your Guns!

October 6, 2017

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The “Clenched Fist of Truth” is unclenching! Soon the government will be sitting right beside you on your couch in your home – where your wife sleeps, where your children play with their toys – hogging the TV remote and hogging your Cool Ranch Doritos. In your home!