Star Trek: Allegedly – Episode 2

October 4, 2017

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Welcome back to Star Trek: Allegedly, our weekly recap of the newest bastard in the Trek TV brood: Star Trek: Discovery.

Jimmy Fallon Doubles Down On Being a Vacuous Dolt

October 4, 2017

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F**k Jimmy Fallon.

R.I.P. Tom Petty, 1950 – 2017

October 3, 2017

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It’s Been a Very Tough 24 Hours.

Trump is Pulling a Jellico on North Korea

October 2, 2017

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Everyone knows that Donald Trump spends his days watching TV news and drinking cokes while stacking bars of gold. I think he may be watching something else as well.

Brad Pitt, You’re Not Enlightened, So Shut Up

October 2, 2017

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As a Viking, there is nothing that makes me want to stab and impale more than pretentious bullsh*t from f**king celebrities. Especially actors who are very bad at acting. Actors like Brad Pitt.

Star Trek: Allegedly – Episode 1

September 30, 2017

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Welcome to “Star Trek: Allegedly,” episode 1 in WOT’s weekly review and recap of “Star Trek: Discovery.” is it any good? Oh, I think you already know the answer to that. Let GORP THE MALCONTENT COUNT THE WAYS! BEWARE: SPOILERS!

The Horrible Secret Truth about Kirk in Star Trek II

September 29, 2017

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Captain James T. Kirk is the hero of ST II. William Shatner is the star of ST II. But both the character and the star got bamboozled BIG TIME. And I think it was by Leonard Nimoy (!).

The Perfect Reaction to the Kung Fu Reboot News

September 29, 2017

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Rolling Stone: Good Riddance

September 26, 2017

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With the recent announcement that Jann “Sellout” Wenner and his family have put RS up for sale, many people probably lamented the end of an era. I say nertz to that.

Aliens Are Real and We’re All Gonna Die

September 26, 2017

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After this mysterious and creepy as fuck alert was broadcast over the airwaves in California, everyone breathed an uneasy sigh of relief.

“It was just a prank. Haha – good one, whoever.”

And yet, something about this whole thing continues to resonate, like the nagging feeling when your subconscious knows you are being cheating on. The UFO conspiracy theories never go away…because they somehow just feel…real.

I now 100% percent believe in all UFO conspiracy theories.